The wallet roast & exit plan machine
You won't sell the top.
Sell on the way up instead.
Paste any wallet. We read its swap history, calculate how much money the paper hands left on the table, and roast it. Then we fix it — with a one-click exit ladder of Jupiter limit orders.
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The Roast
Paper Hands Index, worst early exits, round trips to zero. Public wallets only — roast your friends.
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The Exit Plan
Pick a bag, pick a ladder — 25% at 1.5x, 25% at 2x… We place the limit orders on Jupiter. They work while you sleep.
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The Moonbag
Whatever you don't ladder stays untouched. Discipline for the rent money, delusion for the rest.